What will you find here?

1. HOW I'm Learning Photoshop In 1000 Not So Easy Lessons.
   
2. WHERE Are My Earliest Experiments In Photo Manipulation?
   
3. WHAT! Can It Be That Me, Myself And I Are All One Guy?
4. WHY I'm Having Fun With Warped Humor.
   

Contact Greg here..... blbeast(at)brucetel.net

Who (or what) Am I? Scary Green Toothache Greg? "If you think THIS is scary, wait 'til you see the rest!" Country Blue Glass Greg? "I don't play banjo, but it's my favorite color." Chiseled In Wood No Neck Greg? "Solid as an old oak plank." Clownish Professor Greg? "Who knows what a brain that size can accomplish?" Old Frizz Haired Conductor Greg? "Do what I tell you, or else!" The One And Only Duckbill Platypus Greg? "Rubber ducky, your so fine!" Darkman/Negative Guy Greg? "I travel by night and sunburn easily." Big Eyed Ghoulish Greg? "I follow the Darkman and pick up the scraps." Long In Da Tooth Greg? "Beavers. I LIKE beavers. They're so INDUSTRIOUS!" Hot Burning Man Greg? "Look deep into my eyes! What else do you see?" Ice Is Nice Greg? "I Survived Winter, But Am I Sane?"

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